Daily shorts Dec 7

Global Voices Online has extracts from Chinese bloggers discussing the first televised debate. There is more on Chinese netizens’ love for the debates here  and here. “Only when state leaders are elected via a democratic process can China become a democracy. Leaders produced via other methods are only dictators under a fake skin of democracy.” I shall refrain from saying that this can also be true of elected leaders. Even more love for the debate here, but including the damning conclusion that “Ma was too weak, Tsai was too feminine, and Soong was too fake.” Its a pity that we’re no longer in Movember, because a strong moustache could be the answer for all three.

Stung by the criticism from an anonymous Chinese blogger that he is fake, and cavalierly eschewing my moustache idea, James Soong instead attempts to set a new world record for use of the word extraordinary in the same sentence. “In this extraordinary time, we need an extraordinary man to lead an extraordinary team to use an extraordinary approach to break away from Taiwan’s extraordinary plight.” A good effort, Sir. He also has some advice for Tsai Ing-wen’s campaign sloganeers: “Taiwan can’t be ‘Next,’ Taiwan has to be first.” Wasn’t “Taiwan First” one of CSB’s slogans in 2004?

Tsai says that she wants “to restore Taipei to the city I remember from my childhood.” A noble intention, but it made me wince when I checked when Tsai moved to Taipei from Pingtung: 1967. Now, I think Taipei is one of the most liveable cities in the world, but that 60’s architecture was brutal. I couldn’t find an appropriate image I could use, so here’s some video from 1959 instead.

If you weren’t already getting sufficient value out of James Soong’s campaign, his running mate just came up with a doozy. He accused the National Security Bureau of launching an electronmagnetic wave attack on his house. He said “If I hadn’t quickly moved out of my home, I would have lost my mind.” …Guys its no fun when you make it this easy.

Finally, Ma has solicited the help of the First Lady on the campaign trail. A campaign staffer gushed “the first lady is very charismatic and is always great with the public.” Can she sub for Ma in the next debate?

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